everyone enjoys my youthful goofy side but there is no vacancy at the office for a fool

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impostor syndrome [...]

interviewer: what experience do you have?
*camera cuts to a toddler on the other side of the desk*
I BEEN IN INDUSTRY FOR THIIIIIS MANY YEARS!!!!!!! *holds up both hands
dramatically*

cut 1.5cm off my fringe yesterday n left it on the floor apprntly. fuzzy creature on the floor.

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faceless cloaked figure, fool, plant

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#careergoals #career #jobstuff

christmas tin [...]

i have s biscuit tin whose theme is the song "twelve days of christmas" and
the picture for the lyric "six geese a-laying" has six geese on it but only
five eggs.

someone is slackin' off.

ice gathering on the wheely bin.

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#weather

when bash used to help with the wheely bin

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#bash #guys #cat/cats